“There’s some that likes the bone in and some that likes the bone out,” said Mary the butcher of the virtues of the Iowa chops at Hometown Meats.
“Sorry can’t sell ya that there bag a charcoal sir cause it ain't got no price tag on it,” said Julie the new checkout girl at Hometown Meats. “I can sell ya this Match Light though.”
“Hamburger? Ya got yur ground chuck which is the best for patties and grillin’ and this lean 80% for crumblin’ in stuff,” said Mary.
“Hamburger? Ya got yur ground chuck which is the best for patties and grillin’ and this lean 80% for crumblin’ in stuff,” said Mary.
“Tastes like crap though,” said Gil from one of the tables.
“You shut up Gil, it’s better for your diet, though it don’t taste so good,” said Mary, “not that I said you should be on a diet though.”
Shuffling through his change, old Marty in his overhauls and John Deere cap pulled out 42 cents and said “I’d like 42 cents worth of baloney please.”
Mary cut it, and Marty walked out eating it, with a grin on his face like he was a kid eating a candy bar.
Great beginning. I'm anxious for more. As you know, I am a huge fan of YELLOW CAB, your adventures behind the wheel in Albuquerque NM.
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